a Dalman

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Chatting up a girl on Facebook Messenger like a lovesick puppy, too shy to show your friends how bad you look.

Hey, u look cute today 😬

I just saw your profile pic and I’m dying 😭

You got 1 new message from a guy who’s too shy to talk to you in real life 😭

When you mess something up so bad it’s like you threw a party and nobody showed up.

I spilled coffee on my laptop and now it’s like a war zone ☕️🔥

I tried to cook and now the kitchen looks like a tornado hit it 🍳🌪️

I tried to be cool and ended up looking like a fool 😭

When something so gross happens it actually kills people, like a monster from hell.

That thing in the cafeteria gave me food poisoning and I almost died 🍔☠️

My dog ate my homework and then got sick 🐶📚🤢

That smell in the bathroom was so bad it killed my neighbor 😭

A man so strong and cool he makes everyone around him look like a pile of trash.

Dalmane just lifted a car like it was a toy 🚗💪

Dalmane got a 100 on the test and I got a 50 😭

Dalmane’s got more confidence than a chicken with a cape 🐔🦸

A hot Turkish kid who makes girls so wet they could drown in their own juices.

That boy walked in and I almost fainted 😍

He winked at me and my heart skipped a beat 💘

He smiled and I almost peed my pants 😂